I have always been a fan on long weekends not for the typical reason though. It's not an extra day of rest for me…noooooo…I'm crazy when it comes to *free time* because I always look for that extra accomplishment I can jam into that spare day.
Lately all of the personal goals on my list involve writing; blog posts, side projects, editing, and my latest creative project. What will this long weekend bring? You got it! Approximately 7000 words on 13 different topics.
Dear Cthulhu,
I’m back at work this week, which reminds me that I have been a wee bit lazy lately in my search for a suitable sacrifice. Could you give me a hint? What type of person appeals to you the most? I have so many *candidates* to choose from. How do you feel about consultants?
This past week had more than its fair share of drama, which normally reminds me that I really need to be more compassionate with people. Then today I realized that this is totally up your alley, I mean you could so help me out here! How about you just go ahead and make them full on nuts? I mean I’m sure the half way nuts thing is very amusing to you and with all of that time on your hands I’m sure you aren’t in any kind of rush but how about you make up your mind on this one? The same old poor decision making and lack of boundaries must be getting as tired for you as it is to me. Sure, consistency is great and yes it does count but just think for a minute how exciting a full on psychotic break would be? Or you could be a total radical and go in the opposite direction, OMG a long duration of clarity?! Wow! The possibilities there! That could in turn shock the equivalent of a small nation into a catatonic state. I mean live a little, do something different, shake things up, rattle a cage or two…. Or not I mean it’s totally up to you…of course…
Also let’s chat a little about this whole anxiety thing, I mean is it really necessary? What’s the grand scheme there? You get a bunch of people all hopped up on adrenaline and hormones, running amok in the streets, causing all kinds of problems, being rude, sending out snarky emails, generally ruining the day for all of your faithful servants. That’s not terribly effective now is it? I’m going to go out on a limb here and suggest that maybe, just maybe, you may want to consider flexing your pimp hand every now and again, keep it strong, you know – smote some bitches. Other gods do it all the time AND they are feared by millions, just a little something to consider as you’re looking towards your future rule.
Smote has a nice ring to it, doesn’t it?
Sincerely yours,
Oden
Doing a little purging this week I stumbled across a card that I received from a male friend after a very bad breakup. I’m pretty sure I was a weeping mess for weeks on end. So this may be the result of that switch going off in a guy’s head when he’s been supportive for just a moment too long.
Makes me laugh and shake my head at the same time.
Things are never easy and never work out the way you plan. If it’s what you want…stick with it. Don’t push and don’t despair. Remain steady and that may help. If not you’re better off now than 16 months now with a baby on the way.
You must be a rock in the storm. You must find your rock to stand by when your storms rage.
Time makes all clear, you can only chose your direction in life.
Remember I love you and count on you. Sometime you need to take a step back for you and yourself…
Is Tom Cruise gay?
Gentlemen take note, a female friend would have just consumed an obscene amount of ice cream with me while we plotted death and destruction. So much easier!
Growing up I was often the responsible person in the house. While my parents did the overall providing, it was left to me to carry out the day to day things on my own by the age of 8 or 9; cooking my own meals, following a schedule, getting back and forth to school, laundry ect. Probably not that uncommon in my generation; where my upbringing may be different is that I often didn’t have anyone to help me through the bigger issues. By the time I was approaching 14 I’d decided that I’d be better off on my own and left home. I think though I was acting like an adult at that point I still had a safety net of sorts – I may have felt like an adult but didn’t feel like an accomplished adult until I was full-on out on my own with a child to support and doing it well. Being tethered to such a monumental responsibility, loving every minute of it and not screwing it up in my mind is the definition of an adult.
I have quite a collection of the “I’m dying – take my money” spammy notes. This one while brief had some nice no doubt unintentional touches. I admit that I’m flattered to be included in the BLESSED list along with churches/motherless babies/less priviledged/ widows AND thank goodness for the slashes because that could have had a whole ‘nother meaning without them. I’m a little concerned about the WILL/donate. WILLing something and donating are two different things but given the anesthesia that whole WILLing thing might be a lot easier. Oof squandering relatives?! Amen sister! I have a few of them myself. Just a thought though – you may want to prevent them from getting around your health status. Have you not seen Snapped!? I’m soooooo relieved that the lawyer and bank are aware. Health status circling relatives and $ 4.8m makes me ponder if I’d be on the episode with you or would I get my own. Whoa! Wait…directed by G-D? To me? NO WAY! Well say no more. I understand everything now!
REMAIN BLESSED (Is this a passive/aggressive attempt to imply that I’ll go to HELL if I don’t respond?)
Dearest One
My name is Mrs.Wendy Evelyne am 64 years old, I am a dying woman
who have decided to donate what I have to you/churches/ motherless babies/less
privileged/widows.I was diagnosed for cancer for about 2 years ago. I have been
touched by G-d to donate from what I have inherited from my late husband to you
for good work of G-d. I have asked G-d to forgive me and believe he has because
he is a merciful G-d.I will be going in for an operation on Monday.I decided to
WILL/donate the sum of $ 4.8m (Four Million Eight hundred thousand dollars) to
you for the good work of G-d, and also to help the motherless and less
privilege and also for the assistance of the widows. At the moment I cannot
take any telephone calls right now due to the fact that my relatives (That have
squandered the funds I gave them for this purpose before) are around me and my
health status also.I have adjusted my WILL and my lawyer is aware. I wish you all the
best and may the good G-d bless you abundantly, and please use the Funds
judiciously and always extend the good work to others. As soon you get back to
me, I shall give you info on what I need from you then you will contact the
bank and tell them I have willed those properties to you by quoting my personal
file ROUTING and account information and I have also notified the bank that I
am willing that properties to you for a good, effective and prudent work. I
know I don’t know you but I have been directed to do this by G-d.Thanks and G-d bless.
Regards,
Mrs.Wendy Evelyne
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