Me, Churches & Motherless Babies

I have quite a collection of the “I’m dying – take my money” spammy notes. This one while brief had some nice no doubt unintentional touches. I admit that I’m flattered to be included in the BLESSED list along with churches/motherless babies/less priviledged/ widows AND thank goodness for the slashes because that could have had a whole ‘nother meaning without them. I’m a little concerned about the WILL/donate. WILLing something and donating are two different things but given the anesthesia that whole WILLing thing might be a lot easier. Oof squandering relatives?! Amen sister! I have a few of them myself. Just a thought though – you may want to prevent them from getting around your health status. Have you not seen Snapped!? I’m soooooo relieved that the lawyer and bank are aware. Health status circling relatives and $ 4.8m makes me ponder if I’d be on the episode with you or would I get my own. Whoa! Wait…directed by G-D? To me? NO WAY! Well say no more. I understand everything now!

 

REMAIN BLESSED (Is this a passive/aggressive attempt to imply that I’ll go to HELL if I don’t respond?)

Dearest One

My name is Mrs.Wendy Evelyne am 64 years old, I am a dying woman
who have decided to donate what I have to you/churches/ motherless babies/less
privileged/widows.I was diagnosed for cancer for about 2 years ago. I have been
touched by G-d to donate from what I have inherited from my late husband to you
for good work of G-d. I have asked G-d to forgive me and believe he has because
he is a merciful G-d.

I will be going in for an operation on Monday.I decided to
WILL/donate the sum of $ 4.8m (Four Million Eight hundred thousand dollars) to
you for the good work of G-d, and also to help the motherless and less
privilege and also for the assistance of the widows. At the moment I cannot
take any telephone calls right now due to the fact that my relatives (That have
squandered the funds I gave them for this purpose before) are around me and my
health status also.

I have adjusted my WILL and my lawyer is aware. I wish you all the
best and may the good G-d bless you abundantly, and please use the Funds
judiciously and always extend the good work to others. As soon you get back to
me, I shall give you info on what I need from you then you will contact the
bank and tell them I have willed those properties to you by quoting my personal
file ROUTING and account information and I have also notified the bank that I
am willing that properties to you for a good, effective and prudent work. I
know I don’t know you but I have been directed to do this by G-d.

Thanks and G-d bless.

Regards,

Mrs.Wendy Evelyne

 

 

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~ by Oden on October 3, 2011.

 
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