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Q: Why do they never serve beer at a math party?

A: Because you can’t drink and derive…

Q: What do you say when you are comforting a grammar nazi?

A: There, Their, They’re
Q: What’s another name for Santa’s elves?

A: Subordinate Clauses

Q: What is Grammar?

A: The difference between knowing your shit, and knowing you’re shit
Q: Why couldn’t the moebius strip enroll at the school?

A: They required an orientation.
Q: How does a math professor propose to his fiance?

A: With a polynomial ring
Q: Why wasn’t the geometry teacher at school?

A: Because she sprained her angle!!
Q: What do you call a music teacher with problems?

A: A trebled man.

Q: What do you call the leader of a biology gang?

A: The Nucleus

Q: Why do chemistry professors like to teach about ammonia?

A: Because it’s basic material.


~ by Oden on September 1, 2015.

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