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Q: Why do they never serve beer at a math party?
A: Because you can’t drink and derive…
Q: What do you say when you are comforting a grammar nazi?
A: There, Their, They’re
Q: What’s another name for Santa’s elves?
A: Subordinate Clauses
Q: What is Grammar?
A: The difference between knowing your shit, and knowing you’re shit
Q: Why couldn’t the moebius strip enroll at the school?
A: They required an orientation.
Q: How does a math professor propose to his fiance?
A: With a polynomial ring
Q: Why wasn’t the geometry teacher at school?
A: Because she sprained her angle!!
Q: What do you call a music teacher with problems?
A: A trebled man.
Q: What do you call the leader of a biology gang?
A: The Nucleus
Q: Why do chemistry professors like to teach about ammonia?
A: Because it’s basic material.