A man stumbles into a bar
A man stumbles into a bar obviously stone drunk, and asks for a drink.
“Sorry” the bartender says “but you obviously already had a little to much to drink.”
Fuming mad the drunk walks out the front door and walks into the side door.
“Can I have a drink please?”
“Sorry” the bartender says “but you can’t have a drink here.”
The drunk walks out and goes in through the back door.
“Can I please have a drink?”
“Enough!” The bartender screamed “I told you NO drinks!”
…The drunk looks at the bartender closely and exclaimed “Darn! how many bars you work at.”