A man stumbles into a bar

A man stumbles into a bar obviously stone drunk, and asks for a drink.

“Sorry” the bartender says “but you obviously already had a little to much to drink.”

Fuming mad the drunk walks out the front door and walks into the side door.

“Can I have a drink please?”

“Sorry” the bartender says “but you can’t have a drink here.”

The drunk walks out and goes in through the back door.

“Can I please have a drink?”

“Enough!” The bartender screamed “I told you NO drinks!”

…The drunk looks at the bartender closely and exclaimed “Darn! how many bars you work at.”

 

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~ by Oden on August 11, 2015.

 
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