You Know It’s Hot When…

You know it’s hot when…

the cows are giving evaporated milk.

the chickens are laying hard-boiled eggs

hot water now comes out of both taps.  (bonus that you don’t have to wait for it)

you actually burn your hand opening the car door. (true story)

you realize that asphalt has a liquid state. (any woman in AZ knows to avoid it when wearing heels)

the birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground.

you no longer associate bridges (or rivers) with water.  (in AZ that’s pretty common)

you can say 113 degrees without fainting. (113 really isn’t that bad)

the trees are whistling for dogs.

you learn that a seat belt makes a pretty good branding iron. (and a penny left on the car seat)

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~ by Oden on July 14, 2015.

 
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