Dear C – WTF?!

Dear Cthulhu,

I received your message last night but I’m afraid I do not at all understand what it means. There I was, laying on a golden sand beach, basking in the warmth of the sun and feeling, well, CONTENT!!! There I said it!!! It was an awesome freaking dream and I woke up well rested and ready to tackle my day head on!

Fear?! NONE !

Anxiety?! NOT A BIT!


The entire dream was lovely, from the nice smiling man handing out Pina Coladas, to the gorgeous pink and purple sunset, and finally the dolphins singing lullabies. Not a single thing out of place, though I admit the dolphin bit was odd, and it brings a smile to my face just thinking about it.

You, sir, are either slacking entirely or have completely abandoned me. Please send word quickly, or take your time, if you must…

Always Your Faithful Servant,



~ by Oden on July 13, 2015.

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