Dear C – Happy New Year
Dear Cthulhu,
It’s New Year’s Day, and I can’t help but think of you! In this moment of peaceful reflection, I’d like to express my gratitude for your guidance and patronage this past year. You have made my life rich with creative inspiration and have caused me to look at my fellow, supremely silly, humans with a fresh perspective. For these gifts alone, I am forever committed to your cause.
I look forward to another great year in your service!
Your Adoring Servant
Esprit De Escalier 