Grattings – Spammage

 

From: Elena [mailto:elisa.vitanza@bidmc.harvard.edu]

Sent: Monday, April 09, 2012 2:32 PM

Subject: Grattings

Hi. How you?

I umm fine…

You probably very amazed to my message.

So far I’m entirely amazed at your inability to use the word ‘are’.

Who am I? well that’s simple i love go to the movies, theatres, concerts, art museums. I enjoy nature and going to the camping, hiking, travel, sport.

That doesn’t actually answer that question; those are your hobbies, yes? Who are you, though?

 I like moonlight walks, candle light dinners.

 Who doesn’t?! I’m am into champagne and getting caught in the rain..

 I want my future partner to be strong and courages, confident, romantic, understanding, attentive…

Courages is a fine quality in a partner as is C-O-U-R-A-G-E-O-U-S but I digress…You were saying? 

I want to find my soul mate who will also be my best friend, a loving husband and a person that possess a loving heart that needs to be loved.

Preach it sister! 

I have a lot of love i want to give and share with someone who can receive that love and then give love in return.

Shoot! Forget the sharing love with people who don’t return it, they don’t deserve it!

If I have interested you I will send you the photos in the following letter. We could be pleasant the friend the friend.

Hmm wait…I’m not exactly husband material…and pleasant the what, the what? 

Here my an e-mail: lenayol@yahoo.com

But that is NOT the email you sent this from!

I will wait for your answer.

….a very long time…

Warmest regards, Elena

 

~ by Oden on November 11, 2014.

 
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