The United Nations, AOL and ATMs – Spammage
Subject: YOUR ATM VISA CARD IS READY.
From: United Nations <email@example.com>
The United Nations still uses AOL? That explains so much…
Date: November 24, 2013
Attention: Valued Beneficiary,
After a protracted scrutiny, vetting and investigation into your Payment File in this First Quarter of the fiscal year 2011, the Presidency in conjunction with the Financial Crimes Enforcement Network [fencen] has given an irrevocable order to this office to release your payment via Automated Teller Machine System (ATM) to the tune of US$2.3M within 72 hours as in accordance with the recently transfer order of the International Monetary Fund.
Ok, so what you’re telling me is that John Ashe, in between his normal maintaining the stability of the world type o’ stuff duties, has personally reviewed my payment file from Q1-2011, that he’s working with a network that can’t manage to accurately identify their own acronym but somehow has the ability to access anyone’s payment file, that there is an ATM out there in the world that will defy the daily $300-$500 limit and give me $2.3M ALL AT ONCE, and that all this money will be transferred in 3 days when my bank can’t manage to transfer $100 in 5?! Umm Ooooookay, I’m following…
The VISA CREDIT CARD which is in partnership with Visa International and can be used through any e-payment channel (ATM and POS terminal) where visa is accepted.
Hmmm wonder what that service fee will look like… P.S. Visa International is company in Dallas TX that helps with passports and visas (the travel kind NOT the credit card kind).
Your Personal Identification Number is 0920.The ATM Visa Card is Valued at US$2.3M Only. You are advised to with the under listed information’s for clarity and avoidance of error;
Only $2.3M, I guess that’s fine. I’m advised to with uhhh what?
Contact:.. Susan Alex for you ATM Card.
Contact Name:.. Susan Alex
Email Address:.. firstname.lastname@example.org
A Ukrainian email address? Hmmm that isn’t at all suspicious!
CELL PHONE NUMBERS:
Because I should have more than one?
Getting a little personal here…
A COPY OF YOUR ID:
Ooooh you want all of this info filled out, I get it!
Prompt response recommended for immediate attention on the delivery of the card. Call me irrespective of time difference for more details on the delivery.
Dr williams Duru
(World Bank Auditors)
But, but, WAIT! What is your phone number?