Humpday Humor – Pirate walks into a bar…
I’ve stolen this one from David who heard it on Youtube. It looks pretty close to the version on Pirate Jokes so I’m going to give them the full credit. Happy Wednesday!
A pirate walks into a bar, swaggers up to the barkeep and demands a glass of rum, “Your rum or your life, dog, what’ll it be?”.
The bartender, being a reasonable fellow, makes no complaint, he grabs a large glass, a bottle of his best dark rum, and begins to pour. While he’s waiting for the glass to fill he sizes up the pirate, having never seen a real honest-to-God pirate before.
Gold earrings, patch over the eye, a big filthy white blouse covering his hairy chest, tattoos everywhere, all of it. But protruding from his pirate trousers is the unmistakable form of a steering wheel.
The bartender passes the full glass across the bar to the pirate, who nods curtly and takes a huge swig of the rum. Slapping a dubloon on the bartop, he turns to walk away, when our bartender’s curiousity gets the best of him.
“Wait, one second. What’s up with the steering wheel?”
The pirate turns back and fixes him with a beady glare from his lone eye. “Arrr, I don’t know, but it’s drivin’ me nuts all day!”