HEY R U THERE?
This seriously makes me stabby…
BABE… i guess your not getting any of my email huh? ive been tryign to email u so many times but this dam laptop is such a piece of garbage and keeps freezing.. anyways how u been? In case u dont know who this is its ME ADRIANA.. we used to chat a bit on facebook and then I think u deleted me 😦 haha..
Deleted you? Let me take a wild guess at why – the rampant spelling and grammar mistakes, the weird use of all CAPS or could it be the demonic “haha”?
anyways guess what… I got 2 things to tell u.. both good news.. 1) im single now.. yup me and my bf broke up about 3 months ago… and 2) guess where im moving? RIGHT EFFING NEAR U.. lol…
Can we all agree that this is definitely restraining order material? I know I would so love it if someone I deleted from Facebook would move nearby…
im kinda scared to move.. im hoping this email addy is still the one you use and u can chat with me ebfore i get there.. maybe even help me move my shit in…are u still on facebook? i cudnt find ui was soo confused…anyways im gonna need someone to show me the town and take me out so u better be around bebe…
Scared? Me too! Though I’m super stoked to know that moving furniture and all kinds of outings are in my immediate future, glad we cleared that up, for a second there I was worried you only wanted money.
I really hope we get a chance to chat for a bit either online or on the fone before i get there enxt week.. i hope u remmeber me and still wanna chill and aren’t married yet lol.. OH YA also.. i need to find a job when i get there.. do u have any hookups or know anybody hiring? id LOVE to work in a bar or osmehting like that…
Wouldn’t being removed from someone’s friends list put a damper on the chillin together expectation? No? Wait JOB? You need an EFFING JOB? (See what I did there) In case you’re counting we’re up to nine spelling mistakes which I’d guess would severely hamper one’s ability to obtain a job or maybe that’s just me.
also since im in such a huge debt already form my student loan 😦 I really thingk we need to chat before i get there and make sure u evern remember me hahha.. anyways ive rambled on and on now and ur probably soooo annnoyed with me so ill stop now..
Student loan? Hmmm, no I don’t think so. If so then I think we need to add that to the list of pre apocalyptic events. Annoyed? Oh yeah but not from the rambling, nope, not at all. In what world does an openly stalking, jobless, in debt, bimbo get men excited? I mean really who clicks on this stuff?
Esprit De Escalier 