BUSINESS !!!….

I was compelled to read this spam solely by the liberal bang + dot usage. Well played Mr Huang!!!…. After reading this one I feel it is an excellent specimen with its repeated requests for confidentiality and the super secret nature of all of those bank accounts. I’m almost swayed by the danger implied – very cloak n dagger. Ok, so it’s a slow work day. Anywho. Enjoy!

Dear friend,

How are you today and business in your country?I am Huang,Bank
Manager of bank of Overseas,Taiwan. I would respectfully request
that you keep the contents of this mail confidential and respect
the integrity of the information you come by as a result of this
mail. I contacted you independently of our investigation and no
one is informed of this communication.

A British Oil consultant/contractor with the Chinese Solid Minerals
Corporation, Mr.Bowen Atkinson made a numbered time (Fixed)Deposit
of $30,000,000.00 for twelve calendar months and not too long Mr.
Bowen Atkinson died from an airplane crash.The bank immediately
launched an investigation into possible surviving next of kin to
alert about the situation and also to claim his estate. If you are
familiar with private banking affairs,those who patronize our services
usually prefer anonymity,but also some levels of detachment from
conventional processes.In his bio-data form,he listed no next of kin.
In the field of private banking,opening an account with us means no
one will know of its existence, accounts are rarely held under a name;
depositors use numbers and codes to make the accounts anonymous

The bank immediately launched an investigation into possible surviving
next of kin to alert about the situation and also to claim his estate.
I alone know of the existence of this deposit as far as Bank Overseas
is concerned, the bank’s management has no single idea of what? the
history or nature of the deposit. They are simply awaiting instructions
to release the deposit to any party that comes forward.I am aware of
the consequences of this proposal. If my offer is of no appeal to you,
delete this message and forget I ever contacted you. If you give me
positive signals, I will initiate this process towards a conclusion.
I will always call you and please contact me only through this email
below.My official lines are not secure lines as they are periodically
monitored to assess our level of customer care in line with our Total
Quality Management Policy.

Please observe this instruction religiously. Please, again, note I am a
family man, I have a wife and children. I send you this mail not without
a measure of fear as to what the consequences may be, but I know within
me that nothing ventured is nothing gained and that success and riches
never come easy or on a platter of gold. This is the one truth I have
learned from my private banking clients. Do not betray my confidence.
Please reply to my private Email: mrhuang1001@yahoo.com.tw
Awaiting your urgent reply.
Yours Sincerely,
Mr Huang

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~ by Oden on June 7, 2011.

 
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