Me, Churches & Motherless Babies

•October 3, 2011 • Comments Off

I have quite a collection of the “I’m dying – take my money” spammy notes. This one while brief had some nice no doubt unintentional touches. I admit that I’m flattered to be included in the BLESSED list along with churches/motherless babies/less priviledged/ widows AND thank goodness for the slashes because that could have had a whole ‘nother meaning without them. I’m a little concerned about the WILL/donate. WILLing something and donating are two different things but given the anesthesia that whole WILLing thing might be a lot easier. Oof squandering relatives?! Amen sister! I have a few of them myself. Just a thought though – you may want to prevent them from getting around your health status. Have you not seen Snapped!? I’m soooooo relieved that the lawyer and bank are aware. Health status circling relatives and $ 4.8m makes me ponder if I’d be on the episode with you or would I get my own. Whoa! Wait…directed by G-D? To me? NO WAY! Well say no more. I understand everything now!

 

REMAIN BLESSED (Is this a passive/aggressive attempt to imply that I’ll go to HELL if I don’t respond?)

Dearest One

My name is Mrs.Wendy Evelyne am 64 years old, I am a dying woman
who have decided to donate what I have to you/churches/ motherless babies/less
privileged/widows.I was diagnosed for cancer for about 2 years ago. I have been
touched by G-d to donate from what I have inherited from my late husband to you
for good work of G-d. I have asked G-d to forgive me and believe he has because
he is a merciful G-d.

I will be going in for an operation on Monday.I decided to
WILL/donate the sum of $ 4.8m (Four Million Eight hundred thousand dollars) to
you for the good work of G-d, and also to help the motherless and less
privilege and also for the assistance of the widows. At the moment I cannot
take any telephone calls right now due to the fact that my relatives (That have
squandered the funds I gave them for this purpose before) are around me and my
health status also.

I have adjusted my WILL and my lawyer is aware. I wish you all the
best and may the good G-d bless you abundantly, and please use the Funds
judiciously and always extend the good work to others. As soon you get back to
me, I shall give you info on what I need from you then you will contact the
bank and tell them I have willed those properties to you by quoting my personal
file ROUTING and account information and I have also notified the bank that I
am willing that properties to you for a good, effective and prudent work. I
know I don’t know you but I have been directed to do this by G-d.

Thanks and G-d bless.

Regards,

Mrs.Wendy Evelyne

 

 

September Playlist

•September 29, 2011 • Comments Off

Yes, I know it’s the end of September but this one came about in a really odd fashion and took forever to put together. Instead of consciously choosing a subject or draining my music account with the Genius toolbar I started off with a couple of songs I’d purchased recently and looked for songs that fit with them. Lots of over thinking, replaying, burning, replaying, and a large number of post-its were consumed in the process – before I knew I had stumbled on theme after all.

Leaving On the 5thVoxhaul Broadcast

Take Me to the Riot – Stars

Two Weeks – Grizzly Bear

Young Blood – The Naked and Famous

Friend of the Night – Mogwai

Nevermind the PhonecallsEarlimart

A Place in Displacement – South

Heart Skipped a Beat – The xx

Skyscraper – Julian Plenti

Sweet Disposition – The Temper Trap

All I Need – AWOLNATION

Here to Fall – Yo La Tengo

Lotus Flower – Radiohead

Everlasting Light – The Black Keys

No explanations this time around. I think if you listen through a song or two you’ll get the gist of where I ended up.  You can take a listen to 12 of these on Playlist; some of these weren’t in their library so I’ve supplied the links to what I could find on the net. All are available via the usual music purchasing sites, if you find one that you like.

Also, Voxhaul Broadcast will be in Phoenix on Oct 25th at Hard Rock.

September Haiku

•September 28, 2011 • Comments Off

Thoughts on September

 

Where has the year gone?

Time slips and slides right by us.

I’d love a TARDIS.

 

“Goals are good!” she said.

Push, strive, struggle, endeavor -

To hit those targets.

 

Rosh Hashanah time!

Like New Year’s but way more work.

Oaths, vows, sins – all gone.

 

No matter what happens

I’m always going to respond

With - Go Forward!

 

You’re so vain. I bet

You think this one is about

You, don’t you, don’t you?

 

Ok, so I cheated on a few of those. It’s my haiku day and I’m making the rules! :-P

Working Part Time

•September 21, 2011 • 1 Comment

This showed up in my work email inbox today after a four-day absence. Which makes me wonder if it’s a sign. I love that the title is in English while the body remained in Spanish - lazy spammer day?! And that is starts off describing a decent job…not much effort but loads of responsibility…no marketing…until you get further in and it sounds a lot like money laundering…I may pass.

Urgente!

Solicitamos personal de cofianza para trabajo a largo
plazo en la seccion financiera.

Estudiantes, amas de casa etc…

tambien pueden conseguir trabajo en la empresa, el
trabajo no toma mucho tiempo, requiere de mucha responsabilidad.

No es marqueting! Ni nada parecido.

Trabajamos con mas de 10 paises del mundo para hacer
nuestras transferencias.

La empresa se dedica a hacer transferencias de dinero
local y internacional.

Sus datos personales favor enviar al correo electronico: Evelyn@totaljob-us.com

Deje su telefono movil para que nuestro operador se
contacte con usted.

En espera de sus curriculums,  Evelyn Cleveland

August Playlist

•August 14, 2011 • Comments Off

I started off this one really wanting to pull together a super peppy collection to help get my heart pumping on that dreaded treadmill in the morning. This is SO not a good workout playlist if your idea of such leans more towards top 40 standards.

As usual I went a little off mission -Peppy beats? Check! Dark song topics? Double check!

  1. Ambling Amp – Yeasayer

I chose this one because it is a fantastic little life anthem and pretty closely fits my personal views. Perfect for those days where you need a little reminder that this too shall pass.

  1. Crystalised – The XX

Bit harder to describe the why on this one without delving into a bigger relationship discussion. You’ll just have to listen.

  1. Little Secrets – Passion Pit

You’d hard pressed to find a peppier ear worm; rainbows, scars, lemon juice to rain, it’s all about the transformation.

  1. Good ‘Ol Fashion Nightmare – Matt and Kim

This is my stomping, shouting and running amok song because it is kind of about running amok.

  1. Dull to Pause – Junior Boys

Every time I hear this song I’m taken back to those early moments of relationships when you robotically go through your day to day life replaying that long and perfect kiss standing in the parking lot at Lux. Well…you get the idea.

  1. Alligator – Tegan and Sara

And on the other end of that spectrum we have a break up song that neatly hides it’s topic under a super up-beat track. One of those that will make you laugh once you’re past the point of plotting their demise.

  1. Olympic Airways – Foals

I ADORE Foals! They can do no wrong. None! I love the idea of running away to a special sanctuary of your very own. That this specific sanctuary is just a larger cage gives it a special twist.

  1. Odessa – Caribou

Another break up song, however, not a typical one; it is more about rediscovering your voice and less about the being done wrong side.

  1. The Ghost Inside – Broken Bells

I have no idea what this song is about. “Don’t let the lady finger blow in your hat.” Yeah, no idea. Catchy, though.

  1. All is Well – Glint

My favorite out of this entire list; the title speaks for itself.

  1. Young Folks – Peter, Bjorn & John

Soooooo sure it is all about acceptance in love, very sweet stuff and makes you feel good too. I promise!

  1. A Place in Displacement – South

This one I downloaded on a whim after only hearing a short clip. It’s a good no regrets at all song which is pretty much why it landed on this list.

You can play them all here – http://pl.st/p/22361466379

 
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